We discussed your xtracycle. I still think they look dumb, but I was sure impressed when you rode off with your giant vacuum.

Every time you pass me in the bike lane I feel like punching you in the head. It's not really that you're an asshole or anything, I just feel an intense antagonism toward you. So if someone punches you for no reason it was probably me.

I like the buckle up heel boots on the little road bike.

Your bike, she's hella hot; all purple and green like that one ninja turtle.

To the boy riding the white soma rush with green rims, Georgetown to Downtown, I see you all the time, you are hot!!!

Long Haul Trucker Mother Fuckers UNITE!

<a href="http://point83.com">point83!</a>

Hey baby, wanna follow me home? I'd lick your lugs any time, all night long.

You had a pig on the back of your bike and things went horribly wrong! I hope your passenger didn't end up tearing his ACL. Anterior cruciate ligament injuries can be pretty serious, check out the ACL repair blog http://www.acl-repair.com/

i saw you ronald mcdonald, riding that kona down broadway to dicks for some burgers. i saw you chase those kids, attack that bus. i saw you sippin on that 40 oz'er of big bear beer. keep on keepin on you big stud. keep it real.

Jesus those tires were huge, what was that a moon bike?